Great poem to bring in my 22nd birthday!!

Big Jay
It's your 22nd Birthday!!

Don't worry your boobies may sag but  it's all part of  becoming an old HAG!
So dance it up and keep drinking outta your favorite cup!
You're 22 and the world is your oyster! As you dance you're just going to get moister!
So dab that sweat and don't you fret.
You're not trippin on your titties yet!!!

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BIG MOE!!

Oooh My Sock!!!

Today at work I was sending out packages and the Purolator guy was here picking them up and one guy needed one more thing sent out, so I told him to hurry up because he was almost ready to go. He only had one sock on and no shoes running around the office getting his package together ooohh did I ever laugh!! An old guy with on sock on running now that is funny stuff!!

Stand-Up Comedy Advice!!!

Last night i performed at the Comedy Cave and I got some great advice from J.R.! He told me to re-arrange my jokes so I have a rather clean joke first he compared it to being on a date you want to ease into the date you don't want to F**k them to soon!! haha i thought it was terrific advice!!!!

Yogurt inspires me!

Yesterday while consuming my yogurt a joke just popped into my head! A Yogurt a day keeps the gynecologist away!!

Keeennneerr!!

At work they call me a keener because we have a Christmas decoration competition so on the weekend I went and bought $10 worth of decorations at the dollar store and also because I am always really early. Well would a keener be writing blogs or exploring the internet at work if they were a real keener??

Yaaaaaa that’s what I thought!!

Sunglass Tag or Gym Membership

Yesterday my boyfriend and I were in Shoppers and we stopped to check his tickets and I notice something fell, I looked right at it but to me it just looked like a tag off sunglasses that had fallen off the counter, so I just left it there. A little while later we were filling up with gas and Andrew opens the door up and he said something fell out of my wallet and I said yah I know it looked like a tag off sunglasses. Apparently it was his gym membership which is $20 to replace, so we went back to Shoppers and thank goodness it was still there haha!!!! Then when we got home he said, "dang it I forgot to get gum while we were at shoppers", and the funny thing was while we were in there I was thinking hmm I wonder if gum is on sale for Andrew, but it wasn’t so I didn’t say anything. Turns out he really needed more haha!!  I am not sure about you, but I thought this was pretty funny, but who knows maybe it’s one of those things you had to be there for!!

Gotttchhaa!!!!

At work there is this guy who is always trying to scare me, and I always tell him I am going to get you back. He never believed me until today ahaha!! He went outside for a smoke and I seen him getting ready to come in, so I snuck behind the wall in front of the stair case and sure he enough when he came around the corner I yelled and scared him really good!!! I didn’t even scare myself this time before I had a chance to scare him ahaha!! Great Success!!!