Extreme Cream Puffing!!

   Every second Sunday we head on over to my Gran & Gramps house, This Sunday we had a little fun throwing cream puffs at each other to try and catch them in our mouths. Well my grandma through one at me so hard it hit me neck and exploded!!! Nothing like a Sunday at your grandparent’s house!!!

Extinguish This!!!

Yesterday my boyfriend and I were in the Shoppers drug mart in the mall just about to leave and the cell phone kiosk in front of us all of a sudden started to blow a whole bunch of smoke out from it! Every one stepped back and started to panic, I just casually walked right on through all the smoke like nothing happened! Once we got to the upper level of the mall we had a clear view of what had happened in the kiosk, they knocked over a fire extinguisher and it had set it off!! All that smoke came from that little fire extinguisher!! Thought this story was kind of funny!!!

Happy 19th Birthday Big Leash!!!

Dear little leash,

Once upon a time you smelt like a feash,

You no longer have those puberty glands

 So maybe someone will want to hold hands!!

Now that you are 19,

You may need a little more caffeine

Your nippies may start to sag

Don’t worry it’s just the begging of becoming an old bag.

Don’t worry you have two older sisters and their misters

Who can help hold up your titsters!!!

Enjoy your last year as a teen

Have fun acting awfully obscene!!

Here is to you and being 19!!!