Outfit in a Minute

  My sister forgot she had a wedding to attend and forgot to bring some formal clothes for the wedding. She calls me up to tell me the news and I inform her I am at Gran & Gramp's house, I told her to come on over and we will find something in Grans Closet for the wedding!! We found a skirt and beige belt, so we pinned up the skirt, pulled it up to just under her bust line, and added the belt!!  Pretty good for an outfit in a minute I would say!!

 

(Sorry about the picture I couldn't get it to rotate)

EGGactly

      I was at my Grandparent’s this weekend and my Gran was telling me stories about her and Grandpa’s relationship woes. She said when they first got married Grandpa would always bug her so one day she got fed up with it and through an egg at him as hard as she could, but to her surprise he ducked just in time to miss getting hit by the egg!! Not only did that make her even more furious, but now she had an egg to clean out of the screen door!! It took her hours to get that egg out of the screen door; she said after that she never through anything at Grandpa again!!!

Moral of the story: DON’T THROW EGGS!! Haha!!

Wine Gesture

    A Colleague of mine invited us over for supper and we wanted to bring something for a gesture of thanks. Usually people will bring a bottle of wine to go with supper; we thought that was very fitting for the occasion. We stopped at the liquor store on the way over and picked up a nice bottle of white wine! When we arrived, we soon found out that they do not drink alcohol at all; however they said that we can go ahead and have some wine with our meal! I informed them that we also do not drink very often and we just brought it over for a gesture of thanks!! It did however serve as a very nice center piece though!! At the end of the evening I picked up the unopened bottle of wine, stuffed in my purse said our thank yous and away we went!!

BIG MOE'S 26TH BIRTHDAY POEM!!

Q-tip in your ear, Q-tip in your ear, what happens when you have a Q-tip in your ear?

You may get distracted by a blemmie that’s oh sooo ripe, but have no fear that Q-tip is still sitting in your ear!

With a blemmie so ripe,it creates a big Hype

You start flaying your limbs, just like big Jims

Caught up in the thrill you shed a little tear,

Forgetting about the Q-tip that is still hanging out in your ear!

With one swift swipe, your arms hit the Q-tip

Holy calm down Q-tip, fliiiip, you yell with inspiration from KIP!

That Q-tip went for a really good trip!!

Into your ear that is now bleeding going drip, drip, drip!!

This is what happens when you have a Q-tip in your ear, a Q-tip in your ear!!

Now that your 26,

Hopefully you will no longer stick Q-tips in your ear just for kicks!