I recently heard a new song Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 and now i just can`t get enough of it!!! I can`t help but bust a sweet move when i hear it!!!!
check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRsxpoAc5w
Which reminds me on my drive home yesterday I drove past an older lady mid 50`s maybe busting some wicked moves!!! It was pretty awesome I couldn`t help but smile!!!
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Tuesday, 28 June 2011
Thursday, 23 June 2011
A word From the Wise
V for Vendetta and Susan!!!!
haha brought to you by Alyssa Tschirren's Toilet Talk!!
How the Skunk Got His Smell
So I hear you always wanted to know how the skunk got their stench, well here is how it all went down!!!!!
"Oooooooo geez look at Fredrick Flap he is looking awfully handsome today girls, I think today’s the day!” exclaimed Eleanor only the most undeniably hideous rabbit on this side of the forest.
“Oh Eleanor I don’t know, I think you would be taking a pretty darn big risk doing something like that, you know Fredrick Flap is only the most handsome skunk in the forest!” stated Roberta.
“Oh shut up Roberty, hush you don’t know what you are talking about. I am one sexy Rabbit. I can see it in Fredrick Flap’s eyes that he wants me. I am just going to do us both a favour and ask him out on a very, very, romantic date!” boasted Eleanor. With out further ado Eleanor flipped her ears back, wiggled her toosh, shot out her buckteeth and hopped away!
Mean while back at the ranch, Fredrick Flap was deep into discussion with his chums about just how flippen ugly that darn Eleanor was. Then Tom Peep piped up, “Hey buddy! You know what would be absolutely hilarious? If we oooohhhh so slyly snuck around the forest following ol’ Eleanor around having a gay old spying of a time! Gosh wouldn’t that be wonderful!
“Gees Louise Tom Peep you are such a creep.”
“Ta heck with you Flap, if you don’t want to spy on Eleanor I sure will!” and with that Tom peep was gone in a flash!
As Eleanor was hopping toward Flap Ranch, she was rehearsing what she was going to say to Fredrick. “ Oh Fredrick Flap how I want to date you, please be mine!” Then out of nowhere Tom Peep appeared with the slimiest grin on his face! Just as Tom Peep thought he heard everything, Eleanor screeched “Ooo Tom Peep you………..” Peep didn’t even let Eleanor finish what she had to say, he was off to go tell Fredrick Flap what he had just heard!
“Fredrick, Hey Fredrick, I got some JUICY news for YOOUU. Its about that buck tooth bunny we like to call Eleanor, I over heard her saying that she was going to ask you out on some kind of romantic date and then at the end she was all like ‘please be mine.’ I think we better be coming up with some kind of plan Freddy ol boy!”
“Oooohh I am appalled, how could a rabbit as ugly as Eleanor even remotely consider going out with someone as gorgeous and stunning as I the incredible Fredrick Flap. However I got something up the seat of my pants!” Fredrick and Peep started to collaborate on just how mean they were about to be to sweet old Eleanor!
“Ppppsss…. Ppssss… ELEANOR…. Psss pssss… BE REALLY MEAN…ppss”
“ Alrighty that’s fine… I think I am going to stick to this plan and make this date unforgettable.. MWAHAAH aaaahhhh ahahahahaha!!!” And just as that very moment there was a knock on the Flap Ranch door and a curdling voice yelped.
“Ffffrrreeeeddddrrrriiiicccckkk FLAP, are you in there because I can hear you?”
“Alright, oookkkaaayy, she has arrived and I AM READY to stick it too the maaann! Oh Eleanor I have been waiting for a fine rabbit such as yourself to come knocking on my door! O baby will you go on a date with me?”
Eleanor flabbergasted, started to fall over, thank goodness for those buck teeth of hers because they held her up from falling right on her face! Once she spit the dirt out of her mouth she replied, “Oh Fredrick I never thought you would ask, of course I will!” and with that Fredrick swept her off her feet and darted down the road.
They arrived at Mucus Meadows, the most romantic place around, Fredrick pulled out a blanket to sit on. As Eleanor went to sit down Fredrick pulled the blanket out from under her causing her to loose balance and chip her tooth on a rock. Fredrick smirked as Eleanor began to cry. “ Don’t cry Eleanor it’s fine…. You will be alright!”
Just as Eleanor was settling back down Fredrick nonchalantly walked in front of her, lifted his tail, and let out raunchiest fart ever! I swear the whole forest smelt it! Eleanor vomited and then passed out. Fredrick giggled and ran away faster than anything has ever run before!
When Eleanor woke up she was so miffed she went straight to the witch doctor, Wally Wingnut. Soon as Eleanor arrived to Doc. Wingnut’s cave she began to weep in devastation telling him everything that had went on! “Oh Doc. Wingnut I have to get him back some how or else he is just going to hurt all the other helpless creatures in the forest!”
“Alright Eleanor, here is what we are going to do. Every time Fredrick Flap thinks about himself and just how handsome he is, he will let off an awful stench that will be so nauseating he himself will vomit!”
“Oh thank-you Wally Wingnut, you have just saved all the forest from an egocentric jerk!”
And that my friend’s is how the skunk got its stench!
"Oooooooo geez look at Fredrick Flap he is looking awfully handsome today girls, I think today’s the day!” exclaimed Eleanor only the most undeniably hideous rabbit on this side of the forest.
“Oh Eleanor I don’t know, I think you would be taking a pretty darn big risk doing something like that, you know Fredrick Flap is only the most handsome skunk in the forest!” stated Roberta.
“Oh shut up Roberty, hush you don’t know what you are talking about. I am one sexy Rabbit. I can see it in Fredrick Flap’s eyes that he wants me. I am just going to do us both a favour and ask him out on a very, very, romantic date!” boasted Eleanor. With out further ado Eleanor flipped her ears back, wiggled her toosh, shot out her buckteeth and hopped away!
Mean while back at the ranch, Fredrick Flap was deep into discussion with his chums about just how flippen ugly that darn Eleanor was. Then Tom Peep piped up, “Hey buddy! You know what would be absolutely hilarious? If we oooohhhh so slyly snuck around the forest following ol’ Eleanor around having a gay old spying of a time! Gosh wouldn’t that be wonderful!
“Gees Louise Tom Peep you are such a creep.”
“Ta heck with you Flap, if you don’t want to spy on Eleanor I sure will!” and with that Tom peep was gone in a flash!
As Eleanor was hopping toward Flap Ranch, she was rehearsing what she was going to say to Fredrick. “ Oh Fredrick Flap how I want to date you, please be mine!” Then out of nowhere Tom Peep appeared with the slimiest grin on his face! Just as Tom Peep thought he heard everything, Eleanor screeched “Ooo Tom Peep you………..” Peep didn’t even let Eleanor finish what she had to say, he was off to go tell Fredrick Flap what he had just heard!
“Fredrick, Hey Fredrick, I got some JUICY news for YOOUU. Its about that buck tooth bunny we like to call Eleanor, I over heard her saying that she was going to ask you out on some kind of romantic date and then at the end she was all like ‘please be mine.’ I think we better be coming up with some kind of plan Freddy ol boy!”
“Oooohh I am appalled, how could a rabbit as ugly as Eleanor even remotely consider going out with someone as gorgeous and stunning as I the incredible Fredrick Flap. However I got something up the seat of my pants!” Fredrick and Peep started to collaborate on just how mean they were about to be to sweet old Eleanor!
“Ppppsss…. Ppssss… ELEANOR…. Psss pssss… BE REALLY MEAN…ppss”
“ Alrighty that’s fine… I think I am going to stick to this plan and make this date unforgettable.. MWAHAAH aaaahhhh ahahahahaha!!!” And just as that very moment there was a knock on the Flap Ranch door and a curdling voice yelped.
“Ffffrrreeeeddddrrrriiiicccckkk FLAP, are you in there because I can hear you?”
“Alright, oookkkaaayy, she has arrived and I AM READY to stick it too the maaann! Oh Eleanor I have been waiting for a fine rabbit such as yourself to come knocking on my door! O baby will you go on a date with me?”
Eleanor flabbergasted, started to fall over, thank goodness for those buck teeth of hers because they held her up from falling right on her face! Once she spit the dirt out of her mouth she replied, “Oh Fredrick I never thought you would ask, of course I will!” and with that Fredrick swept her off her feet and darted down the road.
They arrived at Mucus Meadows, the most romantic place around, Fredrick pulled out a blanket to sit on. As Eleanor went to sit down Fredrick pulled the blanket out from under her causing her to loose balance and chip her tooth on a rock. Fredrick smirked as Eleanor began to cry. “ Don’t cry Eleanor it’s fine…. You will be alright!”
Just as Eleanor was settling back down Fredrick nonchalantly walked in front of her, lifted his tail, and let out raunchiest fart ever! I swear the whole forest smelt it! Eleanor vomited and then passed out. Fredrick giggled and ran away faster than anything has ever run before!
When Eleanor woke up she was so miffed she went straight to the witch doctor, Wally Wingnut. Soon as Eleanor arrived to Doc. Wingnut’s cave she began to weep in devastation telling him everything that had went on! “Oh Doc. Wingnut I have to get him back some how or else he is just going to hurt all the other helpless creatures in the forest!”
“Alright Eleanor, here is what we are going to do. Every time Fredrick Flap thinks about himself and just how handsome he is, he will let off an awful stench that will be so nauseating he himself will vomit!”
“Oh thank-you Wally Wingnut, you have just saved all the forest from an egocentric jerk!”
And that my friend’s is how the skunk got its stench!
-Janelle Tschirren
Wednesday, 22 June 2011
Funny little Poo
Soo i got an amusing call from my sister today!! Their neighbours are renovating their washroom, so their little girls come over to use my sister's toilet!!! Today when they came over to visit they left a little surprise in the toilet!!!!! HAHA leave it to the little girls!!!
Pissy Pants
Today at work there was a little boy running around and I commented on how much energy the little guy had!! Then he stopped and I said "Oh are you all tired out now?" Then the little boy squated down and I seen something drip and I thought at first maybe it was just spit but I took a double take and here the poor little boy was peeing his pants!!!! I never seen a little guy run out of a store sooo fast!!!!
Wednesday, 15 June 2011
Grandparents
A great inspiration you two have been to me
I can’t imagine my life with out your glee
All the crepes that have been made
Over the past two decades
All the times I have sat on your knees
To ask will you make me this oh pretty please
Crib, dice and 99 some of the games we have played
Not to mention all the money I have made
Even though I have been a brat
Wanting to sit in the front seat
Only to change my mind to the back
You have loved me unconditionally
And I am mighty grateful for that
You two are definitely one of a kind
And well it simply blows my mind!
Love You two very much!
Love Always,
Janelley!!
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